Chub-Jitsu Weapon Retention
This video humorously introduces "Chub-Jitsu" and "Kung Jitsu" as unconventional martial arts systems focused on weapon retention through body fat and the declaration of expertise, respectively. It satirizes traditional martial arts like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and Krav Maga by presenting these fictional systems as superior alternatives for weapon retention and perceived skill. The video also promotes various affiliated channels, stores, and products.










